Hi, I’m author and speaker James Watkins, and I’m throwing my pen into presidential race.

I’m too conservative to be a Democrat, too liberal to be a Republican and too OCD to be a Libertarian, so I am running with the Tupperware Party: “Putting a lid on government.” You can read my entire colorful, durable, and dishwasher-safe platform right here!

This is a very non-partisan campaign (I intend to offend all voters!), so I would appreciate your support by posting my videos and campaign cartoons on your social networks. (The voter sharing the most posts will be appointed ambassador to the country of his or her choice.) Thanks.

I’m James Watkins and I approve these messages:

Sounds bites

The Tupperware Party plank on angry voters

The Tupperware Party plank on national disunity

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The Tupperware Party plank on abortion

The Tupperware Party plank on gun control

The Tupperware Party plank on what Jesus would say to a church divided by politics

The Tupperware Party plank on praying for leaders—even people like Nero!

The Tupperware Party plank on God’s role in election

The Tupperware Party plank on who Jesus would elect

^* Not associated with the fine resealable containers from the good people at Tupperware.

If you support my candidacy and the Tupperware Party, please share on your social networks. Click right on memes to save, then post. Thanks!